Was folding clothes, and I saw my dad's undies. It was turned inside out, so I saw this extra cloth that read: "Anti-bacterial Treatment". So, this anti-bacteria thing, how does it work? I don't think women's underwear or panties have those. It was quite wierd. Does it work in the washer? Or when you're wearing it? Someone answer please~ Haha!!
I'm so bored...GB-ing now. I can't sleep. Not surprisingly...
Yea. Found out I don't own any DULL coloured shirts. My wardrobe is pretty much...bright. Yellows, blues, orange! Mostly orange. So, I'm having a hard time digging through my clothes trying to find one suitable for a wake. Bleh.
My mom's eldest Chinese brother's eldest son is getting married at 23 years old. Shotgun most probably. So young, so wasted. But they're rich. So who really cares huh? The girl must have FLUNG herself all over the guy. At least I'd get a chance to wear my black dress at the wedding =) Yay!! Haha! Not that I'd like to attend...but...it's out of courtesy. 23 years old...tsk tsk.. 2 years into adulthood and soon..fatherhood. Kids nowadays...XD They're just too curious.
The government should give police the right to check teenagers' handphones for porn, whilst they're at 'curfewing' those 17 and under. It's silly. 17 years old..c'mon..not like they're babies. They're having sex at that age and younger for God's sake. Not that I like the idea of them trying for babies at such a young age...but... leave them alone. Something personal is no longer private... It's scary. Haha...wouldn't want teachers going around snooping into student's phones now, would we? -mischievious grin-
x/o LYNN;
10:53 PM
I couldn't sleep last night all because of Wednesday. Wednesday get results. It could be renamed "Wet-ness" Day instead. I'm going to cry. Manda said she'll cry with me. Everyone cry then...it won't look so bad. LOL!! People will think we miss each other or, either everyone did well or, everyone did badly. Wahaha! So, let's all cry, and fill the canal with water till it overflows. Then mass PE cancelled because the ground is too mushy. Bla bla bla. Haiz, I think tonight I cannot sleep also...
But!! I've already planned what to do if my results are bad. Go NIE. Be some great, fun and enthusiastic teacher. Then while teaching continue studies. Haha!! So sad right? My mother don't let me go Poly. So what to do... I miss studying!! At least it made my brain think. -Sigh-
I'll bring tissues. And I will smack those who get good results. *Smack! Smack!* I'm such a sour puss. Lol...
x/o LYNN;
1:00 PM
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Yeaah! Awrite! I'm feeling much better! WahOo!! hahA! The only thing I enjoyed during the last 5 days, was sucking on lozenges. Orange flavoured and coloured lozenges. It is possibly the most yummy and pleasant tasting medicine that any doctor could prescribe.
I want to watch movie! I've been tortured enough! Lol. My friend said Final Destination 3 was gruesome and grossed him out. So let's go watch that one! But...I might laugh again...Let's just watch it! Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday skip... Thursday? Friday?
Haha!! See...I'm back! I'm me old self once more! When is Pirates of The Carribean 2 coming out? I demand for it right now!! Oh, and go watch Underworld when it comes out on 2 March.
This morning I ate a banana. But it looked so plain...just yellow.. So I took out my markers and started doodling on the skin. And...from one banana... my itchy hand went on to draw faces and clothes on the whole bunch of bananas. It looked so darn cute. Darn cute. Darn cute till my mother said: "The ink will get absorbed into the banana!!! Eat! Eat all!". Rigghhht.... The ink will seep through the skin into the banana. Anyway, from there, I learnt how to make soggy bread. More like Bread Butter Pudding. Made that with sliced banana. Yummy~
x/o LYNN;
10:51 PM
I probably pissed a few people off 'cos I press the "silence" option on the phone when there's a call. It's because I can't talk, which is why I can't pick up any calls. My throat has huge ulcers, many forming into one. It's gross. I like grossing people out =) Yah...and it is very pain. It hurts when i have to swallow as well. My fever is not letting up either. I'm consuming lots of Panadol, and it's torture. I shiver at night as though someone poured buckets of ice over me in my sleep. I try not to touch water because it feels like knives cutting into my skin. But, I can't go a day without bathing, so I just tahan. I'm constantly wrapped in my Tweety Bird comforter. Like sushi.
Thanks for reading that. So, if I'm hostile in any way, and suddenly turned retarded, and snapped at you, you should know why. =)
x/o LYNN;
12:19 AM
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
im feeling sick, moody, cranky. the red light is on, and im not happy. i cant sleep because someone renovating their house. its noisy. it wakes me up at nine and wont stop till five. it sucks. i had five missed calls. and i dont have caller id to know who called me. that sucks too.
x/o LYNN;
12:21 PM
Monday, February 20, 2006
The flu strikes Amin Residence. First my father got it from walking in the rain. Then he passed it to my mother. Now, my mother is feeling horrible. And she is cranky. And...the only way she can get rid of the flu virus, is to pass it on to me [her logic]. So...my mom's magic words usually come true. For example, when the modem was dead, and suddenly came back to life, she wished it would die..and it did. [Or maybe..she went to cut the singtel line running outside my home]. So, I've got the flu. YAY!
I got married today! Wahahaha! In Maple Story ler.. So fun! Dark kept going offline.. i thought he got cold feet.
Kk...my mom is scolding me again. Ciao~
x/o LYNN;
11:26 PM
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Yeah..need to make amendment. I'm not good with timing [which is why i'm always late]. My brother left for mumbai this morning at 0725. And we had to be at the airport at like..0445. And my mom made as wake up at 0230... I was sleeping happily la..
Supposed to take photos...ended up i take my own photos. wahaha!! I'll post it up once i upload it.
KO-ed when reached home.. really tired. And I saw the sun rise at the Viewing Mall. Nice! Haha!!
But it was stupid to wait for my brother's flight to take off. Since we can't even see him in the plane. -.-... I wasn't happy to wait there for planes to take off. And my mom was angry with me at that. -Sigh- Sleepy you know...
x/o LYNN;
2:39 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2006
Monday morning @ 0445, my brother would have boarded an aeroplane on his way to Mumbai. I should be feeling happy, but my classmates probably know that I actually love my brother. =P
Heh...Will i miss him? yah la... lol. My goodness if he reads this he'll beat me up. Having an elder brother is nice. But he not protective one... bleah. Dunno la... Argh.. lol!! Last time, when computers were non-existent, we would go playground play, play board games, card games... so fun. And having an elder sibling means that you have a "guide". Like, he go JC, I also follow. Seriously, I dunno why. Then, he screwed his 'A' lvls, and i adopted a heck care attitude towards 'A' level exams. I'm using him as an excuse. Wakaka... But, last time in primary school, he did so well, and I was jealous. He got Edusave, I also want.. It even went to the point of gaining my parent's affection. He got this, I also want it... Hiaks... And he's the most impartial person in my family. Lol...
Still, like all siblings, we fight. And he beat very pain ok...He's like, this humongous relative to the King Kong. Btw, King Kong has no balls... There should be a Sibling Protection Care Alliance. Otherwise known as SPCA. Ahakz!!
Hmm, my closest pal is gg thru a hard time, and juz wanna tell her that she doesn't need to carry the burden of being an elder sibling. More so, the younger one would be worried sick if her elder sis suddenly displayed a change of character. =D If there's no one to confide in, the best is to talk to someone you grew up with. And who better, but to a sibling. Cry your hearts out and talk to your parents to overcome problems. And... parents love their children no matter what they did, have done, or will do, even if they murdered or assassinated.
x/o LYNN;
1:01 PM
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Was thinking back to a convo with Pei Shi..Was short... she asked me about how i feelin since i'm going to get my results... And i juz replied i forgot what.. Something along the lines of "Dunno..heck" yeah.. and amusingly, she replied "Nv change" haha!! True, my lackadaisical attitude still remains. =D And it's good to be laid back and lack interest in things that matter too much. Take a step back and let it go...Whoosh~
So, about results coming out end Feb, I'm not too hot over it. But, it will still come out nonetheless, so might as well lay back and watch the days roll by. I'll cry if my results suck, but then it's back to the drawing board, pulling out other options and stuff. No moping! I moped during PSLE and 'O' levels. Ok..maybe i'll mope a little teeny bit. I'm going to turn a deaf ear to my mom's nagging at my playing and not studying when i had THE chance. My brother blew his chance, and I'm pretty much the "hopeless" one in the family. Which is not great, since i lack motivation to excel. Reverse psychology does not work on me. Be direct.
My mom doesn't allow me to go to poly if my results are horrible. She told me to get my ass into NIE and be a teacher in some crummy primary school. So not hot. So, I'm wondering what to do. Ok, I'm not really thinking. I hate thinking for God's sake... Haha!
Anyway, vanilla champagne truffles are really nice. Sweet! =D *Hint* It's nice and i like it.
x/o LYNN;
11:20 PM
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
im so pissed... my blog got deleted. as in this blog. so half of the source was gone... and my cbox is gone...so is my uncle mutton lyrics... why why why... lol
x/o LYNN;
8:07 PM
Hmm..Wierd...why my posts are like... 1 day earlier? Who knows how to adjust the dating thingy?
Anyway.... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!! Spent the day at Seok's house. We played stuff that I nv played before like...Daidee? Dunno how to spell... and some 24 game proposed by Mr Lai. P.S: Mr Lai that game is very very Ms Alice Seah. Then, there was Bluff. Which was all fun. Daidee was ok. I shall try it some time soon. Spades, followed by hearts, clubs and lastly, diamonds. Number 2 is biggest followed by Ace? Yea... I think so. LOL! Played Uno Stacko and Uno cards. It's like back to those days when the computer wasn't the In thing. haha!! But it was fun la*~ And Seok had a special delivery. Haha! Her mother so funny... Kk won't go on. Not a very romantic day? But I got serenaded @ Bukit Timah! Wahahaha!! Unfortunately, the song sang to me was Uncle Mutton. Not very romantic, but cute. Oh... and I got froggy figurines. Apt since i like frogs. I'll take a pic of it soon. Ahh... you all may think it's from someone special... BUT..it's not. It's all from my dearest childhood friend who unfortunately or fortunately has a girlfriend. >.< everyone... my love is for all. LOL! aannnndddd.... I LOVE YOU ALL THIS MUCH!
x/o LYNN;
6:07 PM
Monday, February 13, 2006
How do you entertain yourself in an empty white room with no way out for 5 hours?
Siyan: "play scissors paper stone with myself" "i know. pee and shyt everywhere...perimeter of the room...decorate the room with urine and shyt" "Sleep"
Pei Shi: "Sleep"
Darky: "erm..Sleep?" 5 of Dark's friends: Sleep
Miao Qin: "look at wall ba..." "i think i stare till tired le then slp ba..."
Shaun: "Sleep lor" "if not sing song?"
Jace: "I'll look for a way out, give up, then sleep" "Huh? Claw my way...DIG HOLE!" 1 hour later "Ok...I was pondering over it, and to entertain MYSELF, i'll probably wank"
Desmond Peh: "Sing"
Nadiah: "Sing n dance or sleep" okay... look out of the wondow
My mother: "Sleep la"
My father: "Serenade myself"
Faisal: "count the number of moles you have on your body" "okay... look out of the window"
Yao Feng: "draw on the walls lo"
Wen Liang: "sing song" "play with myself" "draw on the walls"
Natalie: "hmmm shit and use ur shit to paint nice photos of even bigger shit in it" "or ... scream as loudly as u can and see how deaf u become" "or u can always pretend ure mad and run arnd naked" "or... u can just sleep"
Guang Qiu: "sleep"
So there we go, We are all very sleepy creatures! haha!
x/o LYNN;
11:26 PM
A bunch of How-You-Do-Your-Stuff questions
1) How do you take off your shoes? a - Step on the back of the shoes and step out b - Step on the back of the shoes and kick them off c - Untie the shoelaces and step out, tucking the shoelaces into the shoes d - Untie the shoelaces and kick them off, not bothering to tuck the laces in
My answer: a Why? I used to do option b, but my mother kept scolding me for making shoe marks on her door, so, I step out.
2) How do you answer the phone? a - "Hello" politely b - "Yo!" friendly c - "Hi!" jovial d - "'Sup" can't-be-botheredly
My answer: a Why? Because i don't have caller ID and sometimes my teachers call me. Wouldn't wanna go: "Yo! Wassup!", except if the teacher happens to be one of the more fun ones. I miss Mr Andy Koh..
3) How do you bathe yourself? a - Wash hair first b - Wash body first c - Wash face first d - I don't bathe
My answer: a Why? I like my hair. I use only the finest shampoo. Whahaha!! Organics lol. But i love my hair. Hiaks!
4) How do you dry yourself? a - Wrap hair with towel, and another towel to dry body b - Wipe hair dry, followed by body c - Shake on the spot d - Drip dry
My answer: b Why? If i used two towels, my mother would scream and ask if i thought she was my maid. Since she'll have to wash more towels.
5) How do you eat your food? a - The meat, vege and rice in equal portions on the spoon b - The rice followed by meat or vege c - The meat, vege followed by rice d - I use intravaneous method [drip food into body] because I'm lazy to chew
My answer: a Why? Ok, not equal portions but there's something with the rice. And i am lazy to chew sometimes.
6) How do you entertain yourself in an empty white room with no way out for 5 hours? Hmm... omg. No idea. I will probably sleep. Whahaha! Yah i can sleep a lot.
7) How do you eat ice-cream? a - Lick it, and keep licking it b - Bite all the way c - Suck it in d - With a spoon
My answer: a Why? I like licking it? haha! Licking it makes the tongue cold and you can taste it better.
8) How do you eat your eggs? a - Benedict b - Scrambled c - Sunny Side Up d - Omellettes
My answer: b Why? It's like my brains in the morning. Scrambled.
x/o LYNN;
2:55 PM
Wow...10 days without internet... That's why I nv update. SobS!!
Curses to SingTel whose cable spoils so easily. LOL. And $98 bucks was wasted on a new modem, when the old one is still in working condition albeit old. Bleah!! And the service for PacNet's technical line is awful, with the repetitive "All our techinicians are busy at the moment", "We are experiencing a high volume of calls" etc..
So... Who tried the penis enlarger? Some said that the cucumber was too hard, looking as though they're perverted freaks with hard-ons. Hiaks!! Ok... I have no other suggestions.
Im so bored. When i went to play Maple there was a server check. Now no one wants to talk to me. Wakakaka!! K la.. got ppl crapping with me but...im bored la.
Oh cool... i gonna go blog surfin and will be back sooner or later.
x/o LYNN;
12:06 PM
Friday, February 03, 2006
My online friend asked me a really sick question which I obviously have no answer to. "How do you use a penis enlarger? Does it hurt?"
Oooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy......
Anyway, I think they put it into some tube and pump. ermm.. like a bicycle pump. As to whether it hurts, I should think so. If you're vain, face the pain! Although, it's a matter of ego rather than looks. My advice is to stick a cucumber in there. Painless and if you're hungry...yeah.
I probably grossed a few people out, but hey...lol
I got this imitation wallet. Dunno imitate what brand, but it looks nice. Girlishly nice. May consider using it, or going back to my trusty red-black Billabong wallet.
I'm gonna miss my friends after collecting results. So the song Photograph by Nickelback is a perfect song to explain how i'd probably feel on that day. Btw, i can see my eye candy one last time! Something nice to look at other than my results.
x/o LYNN;
8:29 PM
Mid-Feb, A level results will be out. Was chatting with Liyana about it. Haha...scare ourselves at night...
Anyway, I know I won't be able to go Uni, so, I looked up on some Poly courses. Thought of Early Childhood but, there are some more interesting ones, like Gaming something something. SP, TP, NP, RP all have this new course. SP splits it into Digital Media and Game design. Thought of going for Digital Media...
Bleah...or maybe i should go straight to NIE and be a teacher for life.
Sobs...can i not study anymore? LOL
x/o LYNN;
11:19 AM
Thursday, February 02, 2006
For the past 6 days, the Internet refused to connect to my PC. So, for the past 6 days I suffered no-internet drawbacks. I ate, slept and continuously hang around the TV, hovering over the modem and willing the Link light to stop blinking. This is what happens to an Internet addict.
Offline games were fun but nothing beats playing with some god-damn REAL characters who actually listen to what you say. I could not tolerate BattleField 2 with team-killing NPCs. Shout "I need a medic!" and they run over you with a god-knows-how-heavy tank. Yay!
So i played Dynasty Warriors Hyper 4. The joys of those kinda games where you just ram through and kill. So i did that...I killed.
And guess what's wrong with the Internet?? My DEAREST brother, [mind the caps... in case you overlooked it], plugged the USB thingy into the wrong USB port which wasn't configured to run the internet and keeps telling me, New hardware Found. I have had this hardware for YEARS! Anyway, i spent bleeaaah time reinstalling drivers and whatever. And i finally found the anomaly behind the CPU. Funny how some stuff don't work when plugged into the wrong hole. *grin*
